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Сургамжит өгүүллэг: Боломж

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"Сургамжит өгүүллэг: Боломж"
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  1. Tsolmongarid says:

    :good:

    This joke is like a bread to those who are in need :

    The Athiest in the Woods

    God must have a sense of humor. He created us, didn’t He? An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself,

    “How beautiful the animals are!”

    “How majestic the trees are!”

    “How powerful the rivers are!”

    As he walked along the river, he heard rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned and saw an 8-foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran along the path as fast as he could, but when he looked over his shoulder, he saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He kept running, but when he looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. Then he tripped and fell on the ground. The bear was right on top of him with his right paw raised to strike him. At that instant, the atheist cried, “God help me!”

    Time Stopped.

    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.

    A bright light shone upon the man and a voice from the sky said, “You’ve denied my existence for all these years and have taught others that I don’t exist. You’ve even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Why would you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Are you now a believer?”

    The atheist looked into the light and said, “Well, I would be hypocrite to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but could you, maybe, make the BEAR a Christian?”

    “Very Well,” said the voice.

    The light went out.

    The sounds of the forest resumed.

    The bear lowered his right paw and brought both paws together. He bowed his head, and said: “Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive from Your bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

    :yahoo: :yahoo: B-)

    • ani says:

      gax gax, xoorxii zaluu songoltoo buruu xiijdee, ugn ooroo itgesen bol ilvv gaxaltai ireedvi tvvniig xvleex bj kk, ewiidee :yahoo:

  2. Tugsuu says:

    Ha ha ha :yahoo: 😉 baavgain idesh boloh zuil hiijdee.

  3. Tsolmongarid says:

    Just a little humor…

    A man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
    God: It is but a penny.
    A man: God, how long is a million years to you?
    God: It is but a second.
    A man: God, could you please give me a penny?
    God: Sure, just a second.

    :yes:

  4. egi says:

    God: Sorry wait just 3 seconds. kkkkkkkkk

  5. tsolmongarid says:

    A cute on:

    A little girl, dresses in her “Sunday best” was late and running to her Sunday school class. As she ran, she prayed, “Dear God, please don’t let me be late. Dear God, please don’t let me be late.” Then she fell.

    She got up, dusted her self off and saw that her dress was now dirty and had a little tear. She started running again, still praying, “Dear God, please don’t let me be late.” But this time she added, “But please don’t push me, either!”
    🙂

  6. tsolmongarid says:

    So true…

    At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, “I want all the men to form two lines. One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives.”

    God continued, “I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

    The women left and the men formed two lines. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending. The line of men who were the true head of their household had one man in it.

    God said to the first line, “You men ought to be ashamed or yourselves. I appointed you to be the heads of your households and you were disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed me. Learn from him.”

    Then God turned to the lone man and asked, “How did you come to be in this line?”

    The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”
    B-)

  7. tsolmongarid says:

    Unwanted Visitor
    A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the “uppity”. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man said, “I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church.”

    The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer. The next Sunday the man returned. The deacon asked, “Did you get a different answer?”

    The man replied, “Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don’t want me in that church and the Lord said, ‘Don’t worry about it son; I’ve been trying to get into that church for years and haven’t made it yet.”
    :yahoo:

  8. tsolmongarid says:

    On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered was not happy to see them.

    She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message, and before they could say anything more, she slammed the door in their faces.

    To her surprise, however, the door did not close; in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really putting her back into it, and slammed it again with the same result – the door bounced back open.

    Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in her door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then, one of them said quietly: “Ma’am, before you do that again, you really need to move your cat.”
    B-)

  9. tsolmongarid says:

    One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

    When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.

    Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view.

    So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too.

    When the angel returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.

    God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good and He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

    Do you know what that E-mail said????

  10. tsolmongarid says:

    Tons of jokes, does anyone read these or …
    A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the
    pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’

    ‘Yes,’ the professor answered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.’

    ‘Well,’ said the gatekeeper. ‘That is a very minor sin. You may
    enter.’

    ‘Thank you very much, Saint Peter,’ the professor answered.

    ‘Im am not Saint Peter,’ said the gatekeeper. ‘He is having his
    lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.’

  11. tsolmongarid says:

    Comments for the Pastor…
    Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
    Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

  12. tsolmongarid says:

    One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.
    Have Faith…

    He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was.

    She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn’t want to go out to get the broom.

    His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be
    afraid’. The little boy opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’.

  13. TsolmonGharid says:

    Top 10 Predictions

    1. The Bible will still have all the answers.

    2. Prayer will still work.

    3. The Holy Spirit will still move.

    4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.

    5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.

    6. There will still be singing of praise to God.

    7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.

    8. There will still be room at the Cross.

    9. Jesus will still love you.

    10. Jesus will still save the lost.

    ISN’T IT GREAT TO KNOW WHO IS STILL IN CONTROL? :good:

  14. Tugsuu says:

    Praise the Lord. He is Almighty and all the blessings from Him.

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